All or nothing

Right now I'm chilling in Hamburg with a few friends (like every weekend). In a
few minutes we want to go to a restaurante and later maybe in a bar or whatever.
I don't really have a lot time but here is a new outfit I really want to show you.
I guess it's my new favourit outfit. Have you noticed my shoes ? I once swore I
never want to wear sneakers like new balance, nike air max whatever. But when
I saw the Adidas Phantom Riders I knew I need to have them. I had to look in
about 1000 of stores to find them in black.
As long as it's black it's legal, right ?